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Shantaram: A review

Book - Shantaram: A novel
Author - Gregory David Roberts
Rating - 4 Stars

There are classics and then there are classics. And when all classification of classics is complete, remain the books, that will never be elevated to the status of classics, but are just too damned unputdownable to ignore!

Shantaram: A Novel” is one such book! 936 pages of pure, unadulterated masala, crime, philosophy, friendship, love and betrayal… with a liberal dash of self-aggrandization thrown in for good measure!


Gregory David Roberts, an Australian fugitive on the run, lands in Bombay with an assumed name of Lindsay and instantly falls in love with the city as he encounters one interesting character after another… starting with his sidekick, Prabaker, the ever-smiling tourist guide who immediately christens him as ‘Lin’ or ‘Linbaba’ (because, he feels Lindsay is too big to be an Indian name). As the novel progresses, we’re introduced to Karla, the woman who Lin loves (and who claims to just ‘like’ Lin)… Abdullah Taheri, the Iranian-fighter-turned-mafia-strongarm with whom Lin shares a brotherly kinship… Didier, the flamboyantly gay Frenchman who loves his drinks and his one-liners… Abdul Khader Khan, the wise old mafia don who is like a father to Lin. There are many more people of course… many more! Each one of them, carefully fleshed out… lending them multi-dimensional personalities and not making them appear merely as flat caricatures.

The story moves ahead as Lin shifts his accommodation from a lodge to a slum (where he starts a free clinic) to a village in interior Maharashtra. It is there, in the village called Sunder that Prabaker’s mother christens Lin with an Indian name, ‘Shantaram’. Lin likes the slums, which he thinks have lots of virtues inspite (or because?) of the poverty. And he enjoys working selflessly in the slums, while on the other hand he comes into contact with some of the most powerful men in the Bombay underworld.

The story takes a sudden turn when Lin gets arrested by the police and is sent to the Arthur Road prison where the viciousness of the ruthless convict guards nearly costs him his life. After this prison term, Lin plunges into the Bombay underworld, with the blessings of Abdul Khader Khan, as he gets trained in various disciplines of black marketing, counterfeiting and smuggling.

And the excitement, surprises and twists continue unabated as the scene shifts from Bombay to Afghanistan where Lin and his mafia masters travel to supply weapons to the Mujahideen.

Roberts wields his pen with a flourish as he sketches an extremely detailed account of his experiences as a fugitive, masked with a some colourful and very exciting fiction. The result is an entertaining potboiler that is an autobiography, a travelogue, a love story and an adventure all rolled into one. And that may not agree with the palates of the connoisseurs but its sure to excite the tastebuds of just about everyone else!

This book reads like a Bollywood caper… with larger than life characters and events. Yet the emotions expressed by the Roberts are very real and touch a chord in us, somewhere… even though at times he can be guilty of excessive verbosity. But that does not detract from the impressive scope of the story and the deft handling of even the most minute details. The characterizations, as I’ve already mentioned, are excellent. The background action gives a great flavour of the political and social environment of the time the novel is set in. Perhaps, the most significant part of this novel was a look at Bombay like few have ever attempted before. In short, a fantastic piece of achievement by Gregory David Roberts… which is made even more significant when you consider the fact that two drafts of this novel were destroyed by prison guards when Roberts was incarcerated in prison.

If you thought that 936 pages was long, hold on to your horses! Roberts plans to bring out a sequel soon. And now that my appetite has been whetted by ‘Shantaram’, I can’t wait for the sequel to hit the stands! But we will have to wait over a year for that.

Now that you’ve read this review, I’d recommend that you try to find a copy of this book and read about the amazing adventures of Linbaba!!

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  • en: emma watson > daniel radcliffe. he seems like he's on crack or something on letterman. is rupert going to be on letterman or did i miss it? 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: @MoneyMakingMix hahahah its not wrong.. just say it in a nice way or guide her while having sex shell get the hint lmao.. but #notagoodl ... 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: @mileycyrus u r so kool 4 hookin ur sis up w/ a tweet! awesome, wish i had a big sister or a little sister. i have a lil bro.... 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: @EricaRose9 Lol you better stop drankin b4 u have those kids lol. Or they gon come out eff'd up! 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: I think I'm going to get a game or two or maybe even a book off Amazon: Age of Empires 3 and something else. 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: sharks club tomm! be there or be square! 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: "Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It is what you do for others." ~Danny Thomas 07/10/09 08:12am
  • : Milton Friedman 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: "Now, if you 2 don't mind, I'M going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse EXPELLED." 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: How can my son the future rock star NOT know who Trent Reznor OR Englebert Humperdink are? 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: @Mizphit And I like Brandy too. She has a beautiful voice. Oh yea and that whole dropped from the label thing is that a rumor or what? 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: @coneycc1 yep we think da bootleg dude suppose to have it b4 or da day it comes out smh@ myself 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: "Use the force Luke... or just shoot him!" #1stdraftmoviequotes 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: @TheRealJordin add @officialtila or RT this to all ur friends plz =) she wants 200k friends =) let's help her 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: #whalewatchsydney If you live in or visit Sydney and you see a whale, it's your job to tweet: look out the window stupid 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: yall niggaz tawkn bout cereal b aint nuthin betta den honey bunchz of oatz or dem frostd mini wheatz lmao 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: Tweeting from space (or closer to it than you all are!) @VirginAmerica 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: #notagoodlook when they leave you with a mark you have no excuses or explanations for! 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: #notagoodlook OR WEN UR REALY REALY REALY FAT WIT TO SMALL CLOTHES 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: Thai food in 35 minutes or less. Yes! So hungry. 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: Just watched Transformers 2 and either it was a good movie or I just like robots beat each other up. 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: @emilyjh75 @frelle Question w/ those types of things is always does short sleep duration cause ADHD or does ADHD cause short sleep duration 07/10/09 08:12am
  • : or by others." -Twain @thisisryanross @shanesonaplane @iamjonwalker 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: Is there a fool moon tonight or something? extremely crabby people around here 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: Had an interview with channel 8 news today....It will be on this Friday or next for the Free Friday segment..... 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: Breaking news....MJ death may be a homicide or overdose! 07/10/09 08:12am
  • en: @sloveyp i usually drink it with wild cherry pepsi if i mix it or i drink it on the rocks... 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @plainsknitter well I never bought clothes for Jesse or Corizon, too early losses... but Zachary was 4.5 months. Just sad. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @hexwarrior do you have anything to hang the screen from? it doesnt have a stand or anything 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Why doesn't Nike release the tape or Lebron James getting dunked on by a college basketball player? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: MONHO disabled GC1PJHN-By Cablecar or not! 15Uu35W1 [MA] SE11.1Km N32 38.825W016 54.150 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @jiy0ung - wish i could explain that tweet to you... but i have noooo idea what it means or where it's going. :) when you get answer, gimme! 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Hey @ddlovato what do you like more acting or singing? and please say juliana :) (#DLovatoOnUstream live > http://ustre.am/3Kss) 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Went golfing today on Day 4 of P90X. Can you say sore!? I expect to hit a 300 yard drive once the pain subsides in 86 days or so. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @Rad_Wolf i KNOW. pretty sure if i did i'd either a. get beat up, or b. get macked on by a juggalo. ugh. i hate that they love faygo cola :( 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @GracieAlbernaz It's ok....I understand you POV! Im hoping its a concert DVD or a live concert telecast, that sort of thing. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @ddlovato what's your favourite album? DF or HWGA? have you read your spanish fanbook??* #demilovatolive 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @mfeige Exactly. You'll be the jumpsuit guy. Like that dude who never got out of this jersey or something? Can't remember. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Data Points: U.S. Markets: The Dow Industrials added 4.76 points, or 0.06% to 8183.17. The Nasdaq Composite rose.. http://tinyurl.com/nyqoup 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: RT @TheRealJordin Do NOT follow @jonaskevin or @nickjonas . They are not real! :) 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: If you don't care how much your album sold (or didn't sell) in its first week, why do you keep talking about it ... ... . 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @IamSpectacular lmao! what's going on spec? every time i wake up you're either entertaining people or pissing people off.. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @karendaniels234 i wonder what it is? Either new tour dates for those who were canceled or maybe a dvd or cruise announcement? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @dangerdee maybe @isaac1855 but not from @mike_chavez or me 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: RT @BuzzEdition: Can't afford to give money to charity now? Ask me or @Jason_Pollock how you can help #140smiles get some cash! 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @stephjonesmusic are those custom made? or are they available to buy? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Don't Judge Me Ladies... but fellas, Which is better? A girl with good head? or a girl that can ride good...? be Honest lol. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • es: or ima hurt somebodi..lol..4real 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @ddlovato you always dreamed to be a singer?or you thought to follow another profession? (#DLovatoOnUstream live > http://ustre.am/3Kss) 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @elizapi 1.15am or something. I have to be up early to bake a cake tomorrow :) 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Walking on Sunshine was playing and I was told 'that's Roxie's song. Cuz that's how she gets when we mention @katevoegele or @amykuney ' lol 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @LeeLee2433 did u get back with ur ex b/c it was comfortable? Or do u really love him? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: "realistically you can do it, or not. As long as you try" #1stdraftmovielines 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @Timmy_Sabre Regarding the Katy Perry thing, maybe we can start a trending thing... #KatyPerrydon'tsue or something lol. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: looking for market outlet for knit kit. adult scarf and child scarf kit. anyone know anything about newtown DIY market. Or is it a myth ? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • : is a short novel I wrote on Tuesday: "Free Tibet Or BLOW IT UP" 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: GavinPoyntonnew twitterbackground http://www.twitter.com/gavinpoy... all I can do is hope no one uses small screens or 15" monitors. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: http://twitpic.com/9u7tt - Looks like the journey ends here.....or does it??????? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: feels good after you run or workout then get relaxed...i just hate the process of running distance. never been a distance guy. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Hey @ddlovato ARE U ON STAARDOLL OR BEBO PLZ TELL YUR ACCOUNT NAME? (#DLovatoOnUstream live > http://ustre.am/3Kss) 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @pauloelias I cannot be held responsible for acts of God or schizophrenics ;) 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: did any1 go to the demi lovato concert on the 3rd??? I really wanted 2 go but i didn't have the $$$ or time. :( :( 07/10/09 04:26am
  • es: @andyjudd hahaha zi yo kreo ke por unoz doz diaz! LOL haha ntc or lo menoz hazta mañana en la mañana haha 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: IBF: pay as you go or prepaid cell phone questions http://tinyurl.com/nwqh8n 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: . . there are no robbers. there is no energy/ for crime, or for gratitude./ and no one wonders about the unseen world ~ rumi 07/10/09 04:26am
  • pl: @nicholasruth Funny ha ha or Funny odd? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • : 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Is DO referring to the KC catcher as "Yellow Eagle"?? Or do I need to get my ears cleaned out? #redsox 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Hey @ddlovato Demi you dated with Joe or is it a lie (#DLovatoOnUstream live > http://ustre.am/3Kss) 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: "Do you really love lamp Brick, or are you just saying that?" "No, you misheard me, I love lamb." #1stdraftmovielines 07/10/09 04:26am
  • nl: @songzyuuup boxerz or breifz...kan I join?? tehehe 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Is it true that its good to have siblings one or two older apart? The answer (well for me, I have 7 siblings!) : No!! Duh! 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @JoellOrtiz Tech N9ne made a song about what your talking about called 'fan or foe'.. you listen to him at all? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Shoutout to all the females that keepthey lingerie game on point. I'm sure your man or soon-to-be is proud of you, owww 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @AlKrueger Do you know who it is or is it a random hater? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @TheMudGirl Sweetheart, I know you don't like games or untruths. I would never insult you in such a way. I will call you tonight and reveal 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @H3CT0RR0X where is here?? are you in houston or austin? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @rnawky But I wouldn't get a Blackberry to save my nephew's life. I'll go get a Pre or a G1. LoL 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @aolmedo @guidogaona @lucarabago @fleander need to take a shower, wait for me. Or tell me what time we are meeting http://myloc.me/8TZv 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: RIP #AALIYAH ..ITS STILL HARD FOR ME TO LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC, AND THAT'S REAL TALK! I CAN DO A SONG OR TWO, AND THEN I'M LIKE, I CAN'T DO IT 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @ddlovato *what's your favourite album? DF or HWGA? have you read your spanish fanbook??* #demilovatolive 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @iStacie I knew I could count on you! The ? is who do you like better... Demi or Miley? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: watchiiiin this show on disney channel calledd " sunny or whatever the song called w/ demi lovato , wat is it called? " 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Are we human or are we dancer ? Wit the hell is that suppost to mean ? Were the killers drunk or high when they wrote those lyrics ? ! 07/10/09 04:26am
  • : Sooner or Later - N*E*R*D* 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Calorie counting: Which has fewer calories -- a McDonald's Premium Crispy Chicken Club Sandwich or a Big Mac? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: We should make a truffle inspired by the Real Housewives of NJ. Imagine it would taste like wine...or vodka. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Wrapped up a dead-end temp job today; thirsty for more interesting possibilities (other than red wine or gin). 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Say @slimthugga i got 3 bad ass cubans courtesy of @gu_heffner you comin thru or what? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Can I get a yes or no? Or how about I'm not into you. Hello!!! Is it just me or I can't get hint? 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @Prince_Maximino That's how I'm feeling. Or at least a pettition for them to air that video! 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Going to be near Victoria Beach or Matlock on Aug. 9 ? Join the Lake Winnipeg Walkathon get pledges now http://lakewinnipegfoundation.org/ 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @Nikkyface you know my sandz @DAGHE too?? its either a small ass world.. or he's extra owt lol 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: RT @TheRealJordinDo NOT follow @jonaskevin or @nickjonas . They are not real! :) 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @MoniqueKristyne it was either that or eat him. Yum yum. 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: @ddlovato what's your favourite album? DF or HWGA? have you read your spanish fanbook??* #demilovatolive 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: Just warning everyone! I'm just about to officially sit down and dedicate a few hours to kandi making. First time in a year or so. WOW 07/10/09 04:26am
  • en: am i eatting a pair? ... or a plum? 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: "Frankly, my dear, I don't really have a strong opinion about that one way or another." #1stdraftmovielines 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: RT @GLucciano: U have 2 B tru 2 yourself, or U wnt last long.. nevr try 2 cover up the truth. luv will always B thr 2 embrace.. 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: Are we all in God's hands? or Are we all the architectures of our path? 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: Hey @ddlovato music you want to stay in you forever, or have other plans? (#DLovatoOnUstream live > http://ustre.am/3Kss) 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: Meeting in Dover tomorrow. It's supposed to be my day off... Oh well, it shouldn't be more than 3 or 4 hours. 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: big brother. gah, all i wanna do right now is eat something carby or sweet. damnit. 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: Two iPhone games I play three or so times a day for about 5 minutes each - Epic Pet Wars and Parallel Kingdom. Casual MMO market is huge. 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: Before you say (or think) it, I know I am a numbers dork. 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: left ear 10, right ear 6... to stretch or not to stretch? =/ 07/10/09 04:25am
  • Without Drugs, Surgery <b>Or</b> Harmful Side-Effects: How To Shrink Uterine Fibroids By Up To 86%... 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: @NikkBrown did u wanna go tonite or not? I was gonna drive n stuff.. Lemme kno 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: @SomethingShelbi Lemme see! Lemme see! I can help you decide to add more or not! 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: @XChadballX i think they just invented the tech-down, or the break-no? 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: AHH ! jonas brothers or twilight? uhm... HAHA! (; 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: Hey @ddlovato Which do you like better Twitter or facebook (#DLovatoOnUstream live > http://ustre.am/3Kss) 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: @truffa - likewise! You around next Weds or Thurs? 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: the second u stop doing what they like or do something crazy they move on from u. that's not love. 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: @violachick8 Haha... i've always wondered if anybody buy that stuff seriously in bathrooms, or always as jokes. 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: RT: @idrawgirls Art tips: Have a sketchbook with you at all time, doodle whatever every chance you get...at least a few hours or MORE a day. 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: @NEZANDRIO wat down chi fam.... @MarkByrd just hit me....jus send me sumshit or fall threw...which ever is betta 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: 10,000 tweets and I still don't have a girlfriend, or well maybe that is the reason why.... 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: amazed at all the crap people follow on Twitter! i never knew some of this even existed or better yet.... WHY??!! 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: @kpereira You should have had Sarah do a Gems segment. Or something. :( 07/10/09 04:25am
  • en: @kinkyhacker205 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: yo chuck- u a man or woman? 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: Buuut. Pablo may still make the All Star as a replacement because Carlos Beltran is injured I believe. or something. ya mabye. 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @CalleRepublic Your site is still freakin' out. Takes 3 or 4 tries for me to even get to your online store--yes the Money Maker, haha. 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @Harvey1966 Ah, gotcha... Maybe replace the word *easy* with *naive*, *lazy*, *wrong* or *incorrect* ? :) 07/10/09 01:34am
  • : or frown. 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @wagnerofficial website looks good 1st found u on twitter. U as a mercury driver or vampire..I'd pick vampire but I know merc pays bills! 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: Paris Jackson: Impromptu or Planned? http://ff.im/-51jHB 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: New Axiom: If a function or class is going to be used on more than 50% of calls, then it should be included by default 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @iammilky or santa clause won't bring any presents 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: omg my camp is so awesome. it is the best camp EVER daddy next year can i go 4 8 weeks or as long as possible PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: "Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast...." 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @cyani Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @ModernAlarms Torchwood geeks thank you very much :p and don't worry you only have a day or so to put up with it!! 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @gerard_k sorry I was looking 4ward 2 talking wit u but rt now I just want 2 sleep the rest of the day or just bum it 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: pkollar: Hey all, @AmandaOchsner is looking for fans of the Nancy Drew games. If you or anyone you know fits tha.. http://tinyurl.com/mkpz75 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @Beaker I had to be careful not to drop a second finger on it. Or try turning off "Dragging" in Trackpad preferences for a bit? 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @DanceWithOthers or nudity for biscuits which sounds like a charity i'd probably be involved. 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @Rawfootage LMAO yeah i feel ya. damn. well shit ima hit you up sometime tonight or tomorrow and we'll talk more bout it. 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: omg he's just talking and talking about shit i dnt know or care anything about. UGHHHHH FML. 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: it's a half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown. or wait, is it a happy enchilada? eh, that's the way the world goes round. 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: note to self.. ok.. breathe.. remember latest motto.. and listen to muse or the cure.. that way everything will be ok.. promise you 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: Why do they call it the Magic House? I saw no pictures of Houdini, David Copperfield, or David Blaine! Kids like it though!! 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @angrysnowboard r u referring to the infamous womp? Or whomp? 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @AndrewWindham i dont have health insurance and i don't trust motivational speakers or bankers 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @acey47 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: I swear sum1 deleted one of my updates or maybe i deleted it by accident...hmmm 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @Harvey1966 Ah, gotcha... Maybe replace the word *easy* with *naive*, *lazy*, *wrong* or *incorrect* ? :) 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: Email or call 800-399-0651 for new July specials! APR as low as 0.9%, $500 Golden Ticket towards your GS purchase, lease deals, & much more! 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: Accident OR I205 northbound traffic at standstill near PDX 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @rjmanalang ugh but it would make my life. Just imagine.....then u would never have to work out or eat healthy! Lol 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @landangel Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 01:34am
  • en: @ShoegazeHero Fuckin Sweet, you're so in!! So are you a Cannibal, Ninja or Zombie....Or a Mix of the three?! 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/mgpsv2 - Earn earn and earn online..NOW! U can't miss out on $400/day or $4000/Week 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @sprint Will telesales be able to put the order on account bill, or will it be CC orders only 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @Translucency yea i guess, but like 60% people wouldnt know or care about her if it werent for her show 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: RT @sdmcbee: I wonder if Joel Osteen has health insurance or offers it to his staff? Wouldn't that be like Judas owning a lie detector? 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @colestratton BTW the play was about to be revived with Tom Selleck in the lead when 9/11 happened and it got canned. Good or bad thing? 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @talesofthecocktail does anyone at or around #totc09 have a zester I can borrow?? Dm if you can help!! 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @caseylapoint or all together. hahaha. DAMN THESE TWITTER LIMITS. CANT FIT IN 140. haha 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @wendrys Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: if u wake up in the morn with aches+pains,or u feel better sleeping away from home its a sure sign u need a new bed, u shud change 5-8 years 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: to common ground or not to common ground? sheryl crow? i'm staying home. i'd much rather be at cleveland warped :( 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @TheCalicoCat And some lipgloss. Don't forget the lipgloss - or you'd just be Chantelle Houghton in an expensive dress. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: still unconvinced that twitter is at all useful or even interesting. seriously im just wasting time with this! 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @J_warner you will have no time for that in 9 days! Or at least you'll have something way better to occupy your time than video games... 07/10/09 01:33am
  • it: @officialTila Or maybe #Dont litter 07/10/09 01:33am
  • es: Go heavy or go home... 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @Kayon_R that is the song 2 sing 2 the person who has a restraining order against u, then u start singing "one way, or unnuda, imma find ya" 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: leaving here to go home and catalog some more of my vinyl lps. It now looks like I have around 900 or so. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: I just took the "Who comes first - your boyfriend or you best girlfriends?" quiz and got: Both Your Boyfriend and Your Girlfriends ! Try ... 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: I'm out! Off to an appointment, then off to #bangitout on the kickball field, or for cocktails! 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @seriousguy Megan Fox(TM) does not come with any warranty, gurantee, or personal service. Michael Bay is not liable for any damage to labido 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @mojemeister wait... as a patient or as an employee?! We needs to sched a phone date so I can catch up! 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: yummy...if you enjoy vegan or veggie food check outTasty Eats Soy Jerky Cajun Chick'n...yum!! 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: no me or @DollfaceShayy been u need 2 show us what we are missing 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: I can't even Tweet at work! Or I can't get caught!! I'm so good at not getting caught about stuff...hahaha. (insider) 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @djhep1232 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: NEW ROLLER SKATE WHEELS HERE I COME, BLACK or HOT PINK MMMmmm 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @ebensen65 p699 comment - We may not all be writers or editors, but there's an army of cutters, pasters, downloaders & posters. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @tamisawyer I'm comin through like 7 or 8 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @diablocody I think that if cinema IS being destroyed, it ain't by directors, writers, or actors. Unless you count Uwe Boll. But let's not. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @babusaada don't get it wet or bend any pages. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @suPEARLative5 At the same time I can't wait for my locks to reach my shoulders, or even better, my elbows. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: RT @KlassiqkDeevuh: #ILOVETILA but she needs to RT #RequestTipsy or its #notagoodlook on her lol (fan request @officialtila!) :-) 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: Luv my Treo 755p but time's up. Deciding between #palmpre and blackberry tour. Comes down 2 a webkit browser or real push email. Tuff choice 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @HollieLuvsMe so he wont reply to us to tell us if we are right or wrong. I don't really know the answer to that question. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @vach151 @becks312 y'all are sooooo funny...you're gonna have to wait 'til i'm back in WI to see if i'm mullet-tastic or not... 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @duudarebelo always :9 KDOPSAKDOPAKSOP are we REALLY gonna watch the movie or maybe something else? KOPDSAKDPOA eca oO (': 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: RT @WomensLaw which county should you file a restraining order? where you live or where the abuser lives? Find out on www.WomensLaw.org 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: i don't want to live without michael. I know the people always this ur are a fan,but for me is it like i lost a famelx member or a very 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @msayocutie Can u please DM @Belizeangyal my #..I can read or send DMs.Twitter is trippin. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @lnxwalt Are you seeing erroneous "new updates" or notification dashboards in 0.9.8? 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @liyahstephbff hahaha I reckon! So we don't have to breakout till we're like 20 or something LOL ! Yeahh Ashley Tisdale's 24! :) 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @robby1051 thanks for the hint about asassins creed. It's just a demo tho. Only got a level or so, already done with it :( 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @BrettEleqtric honey you come back to mine I havent heard from you or mason fucking bitches ugh! So comeback to me! I got shit to tell you! 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: really...that's weird a liquor store near me has orange, aromatic and the Jerry Thomas ones but has no plans to get chocolate or grapefruit 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: hmm... bike down the pacific coast or hitch-hike back to the country fair... i think it's fair time 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: i am strangely in the mood to #golf or #fish and have a #beer 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: Working on the Summer 2009 e-newsletter. Look for it early next week or sign up at http://www.hardwickagriculture.org/join.html 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: picking my nose and just found a massive bogey! should i eatt it? or wipe it on the chair?? 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: Just found out that another close friend has died. She was my friend, not the family's, so I don't really know if I should tell them or not. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: Quit using the keywords "Ninja" or "Rock Star" in your web related job postings. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: holy eff. skype hates stephani or me. not to sure right now. :( oovoo to the rescue. 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: What a gorgeous night to sit out on the patio with a beverage!! Or 2! 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: Expect 'Justin Timberlake up for Green Lantern role' to start trending. Or, some slightly shorter variation. Can he do green tights? 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: "It doesn't matter if I'm fighting alone or not... I'll always fight to protect those who need me." ~Kiba : Wolf's Rain 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @briryszel me too, it seems it never ends!! omg I wanna throw it away! keep it up brii we can do it!! hahaha core or extended? 07/10/09 01:33am
  • it: Or *duane!* 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: Is MJ really dead... or is it a consperiacy? 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @Benedictegj idk who alexis is or what dynasty is! lmao 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @joeyjoeyjoey wonder who that is? *grin* (or does that now mean you have 2 friends that use dreamhost?) LOL 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @taylor_l_chick which one are you left or right? 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: & he is terribly mistaken if he thinks I'm cooking him dinner or taking him to the airport *arms crossed* 07/10/09 01:33am
  • en: @ThatKevinSmith: I just followed you some minutes ago to find out whether I like you or not. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @spencerpratt about your ALBUM? *rollseyes* what's it about? about Jesus and God? or about clubs and alcohol? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @jawar Yeah, also, when people follow friday you and aren't following you or haven't ever talked to you is as well. I get a few of those 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @ncfcog haha....thats just a quote - i am sure it isnt true for 90% of the population or the Country would be a shambles - oh ..it is!!! lol 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Sky news screen at euston station: caption says "G8 ladies try out earthquake simulator"; screen shows George Clooney. GSOH or error? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Anyone looking for a roomie for mid to late July or August? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @ThatKevinSmith love runs parallel to hate. It little sweet talk and she'll be begging for you. Or at least buy a DVD. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @angiasaa sugar rush or what? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: if someone complains about me takin quizzes again u can shove it up ur ass and not follow me or ill fuckin block 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Is it my imagination or has Tevez not actually signed for ManCity yet? What's he waiting on? He left United fast enough... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @Katyk55 where do you want 2B? in the <3 of the city? or near broadway? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @nicolemariebby pretty good i got a new dog or should i say puppy..! 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Spread the word if U DESIRE DETROIT RADIO LISTERNERS to learn about ur BIZ, & get free airtime send me a direct tweet or text 248-790-7333 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Why can't the place I train have more strongman implements...or at least a fatbar and farmers walk bars...is this really too much to ask... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @EmilyBrynne They told me to drink lots of water to get rid of the bruises. They also said I can't go surfing or be in the ocean - wierd. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/9szvu - Maliah Michel's PS3 theme is finished....check out the exclusive pic...the theme will be out in a day or two. ... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Tonight at Jazzyblu come relax have a drink or get something from the menu while listening to live neo soul jazz. 8:00pm (815 w. market) 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: RT @APStylebook: You pedal a bicycle or similar vehicle. When selling something, you may peddle it. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: "through him (Jesus) God was pleased to reconcile to himself all things, whether on earth or in heaven." The Apostle Paul 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @sroxy Anything in particular or just kinda general? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/9szvp - Demons on the rise @kimleebanks 7/24 it's goes down @JPs ultra lounge heaven or hell!!!! 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: How is your language-learning going? Fun new words or phrases? @Reply to let us know! 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @netmeg99 Or, Maybe @adamlambert decided to visit and the site had an Adamgazm and hasn't recovered yet. Hahahahah 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: just fed some cats that aren't mine and picked a singular tomato, as I am wont to do. No rattlesnakes to fend off or say "oh my, hello!" to. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Tweet your questions re: world peace and conflict, or use #sdsulive Watch SDSU Live at noon http://tinyurl.com/sdsulive RT @sdsulive 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: cavs laker 2010 NBA FINALS and cavs win in six or 7 game 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: I jus watched the Bill O' Reilly stuff on MJ...FUCK BILL O' Reilly I have neva liked him or Nancy Grace..They Both Can Kick Rocks.. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @theQpie definitely lay out!! Or lay out AND study ;) haha 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @closingatnever In the meantime, they could french press something or give you an americano. You'd just have to wait a few more minutes? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: RT Did You Know? Rim/hair lights tend to pollute the frame. Use grids, flags and/or other precautions to avoid.. http://tinyurl.com/lguzsg 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: RT @cindypond: Social Media is more than Facebook or Twitter, it is about how you connect to your market to gain long term loyalty 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Take $30 off orders $450 or more from Brookstone. Use code AF7JULY.... http://dealjabber.com/r/1953 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: RT: @RomiDesigns Buy DesignsbyRomi <3 pin & get free pattern! Follow & RT; 2 win choice of copper or nickel pin! http://tinyurl.com/mqwslx 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: ... and no headache or dizziness :) 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: I think #brentness died during lunch or something 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @therealfrankieJ if its not too much can u have him sign the jersey and make it a 2x or larger!! 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Any other mods or admins of SS lurking around, we got something I need your help to squish.... log in please. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @AdzTheMan Make sure you tweet with how it goes. Do I know you personally BTW or was it just a Twitter follow? Your pic looks familiar 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: You can tweet or email for more details/clarity. Sweetthingblackorchid@yahoo.com 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: LBJ got dunked on. In other news, water is still wet. Srsly, I want to know who made the call to get the tapes. LBJ or Nike? Dunkgate 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Re Tweet To spread the word: 1st Maryland PF Changs Tweet Up 7/28/09 around 6 or 7 PM at the White Marsh @PFChangs 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @Cfahooligan arteries smarteries. Smell, taste,feel the frosted delight in your mouth. It's not like you eat donuts every day. or do youuu? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @babitosdad If someone I follow in Alaska or Hawaii lets me know they watch, I would be OK w/that. DVR = You're on your own. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: whats greasier right now? the keys and screen on my phone, or @iamdiddy's lips? Hang Jury. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: bout to go to dads txtin n bord jkust got bck frum outside seen either a snake or a really skinny worm 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: I'd love to be in orlando...or Miami...or maybe even Cali. But, I like it right here. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: I have decided that at this 'gig' I am at that I will just keep going there until they offer me a job or ask me to leave. I feel like Kramer 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: This means separation of church & state. I am getting fucking tired or social leaders invoking the name of God into my life. I'm an atheist. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: I just saw a ghost! Or was it a tv cut out? #Fb 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @ICsaba so sorry to hear this...if you don't already have ragan.com or iabc.com on your resource list, they do list intl. opps sometimes... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: just waking up, showerin and then whatever, text me if u want to talk or do something lol 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @quinncy At least that's an entertaining way to do it. Better than boringly using adverbs, or monotonously. Blatheringly. Rudely. Stiffly... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: I just uploaded a photo(butt-devblog-dark.png) on twitload.com. View or download the photo on http://twitload.com/dl/c3d3ab09620e60c1a88 ... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @jacklittleton If you bit into a human finger when eating your chocolate bar, perhaps next time you should use a fork or wear gloves. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Interested in Interviewing Me or Review my Music for Magazine, Website, Blog, etc....Send me a Message....Serious Inquiries Only!!... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @ChaunceyCC think about it like this 10hrs in a van to rock it over & over or shitty desk job, tweetn people that get to rock it over & over 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @alyankovic Yes they do. T-pain did a Funny or Die segment, battling the V0C0DER, it was stuuuupid funny. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: 2 guys walking puppies, wearing cutoff sleeve shirts? Gay or not gay? (Pic is not great) http://mypict.me/8POo 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Its funny when ppl say they kno ppl. But they read u all wrong or they think they know u. If u have not walked my path. U don't kno ME! FFT 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @ibella_chic or gas or all of thee above ahhhhhh......lmao 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • : While looking for marked contractors fo.. http://ping.fm/mzEY9 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @Tessetwit Sounds interesting, missed that, any references and/or links to that (Natasha Tassel & ethics-respect crash)? Thanks. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @SamTalent I understood wrong you don't want to study laws. Or something like that.. :D Sorry, I'm really confused too. :D :D 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: LOL @CARAMELCITYGIRL Like em Black Puerto Rican or Asian lol mam chink got wife and kids like @dukewiththe4kids lol 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Hot shower or cold shower for fever? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: sarah just emailed me again... debating on wether i should awnser it or not. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Here is the Debate: Does th US Fed Gov. "make money" like a business? (not "print" money or tax for it) Is it a capital producing 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Watch Martin Weiss on Larry Kudlow Show tonight on CNBC at 7pm ET on the topic of banks and whether they're positioned to buy or not. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @realphilhendrie Is nothing sacred or safe anymore? I try to have faith in humanity but this...wow...even the dead can be victimized..geeze 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: RT @iluvTERRICKA #notagoodlook Man iced out & u wearin Claires accessories ur Girl should look as gd as u or better http://mypict.me/8Ita 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @doubleginntonic Slow it way down man... or just spin Dub-step... that should fix it... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @MayorMartins that's a BET....where at??...Reliant stadium or Toyota Center lol 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: http://d.hatena.ne.jp/video/niconico/sm7552074 I like how entertaining these can be whether you have any idea of what they're saying or not. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: RT @NeimAnMaRcUs9 6. u like the idea of takin a shower wit ur dude but u dont want him to c u soakin wet or nude smh DAMN SHAME 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: RT @MikeDashE: Keep requestin "Get up on it" @ 1800955KMEL or send an equest here PPL ---> http://www.kmel.com/pages/e... KEEP IT PLAYIN! 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @AdamFoote Yeah, knocking anyone for coming back or even dealing with Cancer is totally classless (that'd be you) 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @hootsuite perhaps a clock displayed somewhere... maybe the very bottom left or top right attatched to the hello, username | Signout 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @mikeyyymike so i'm taing this infomercial product quiz and i come in 'burgundy, royal blue, *OR* sage green' what am i? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @kellebelle1981 Dark hair or blonde! I love him all makes me sad if he doesn't have a lady on his arm! 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: why do good girls like bad guys? i dont know, but gieco could save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @blogomomma or maybe you were talking about me re: overcommunicator... I can take a hint... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: #umad because im not answering none of your calls or writing back 2 your texts 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: To buy or not to buy $MSFT ... The wait is killing me 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: I had a dream where some girls from my high school who I haven't seen or heard from in 5 years tried to rob a movie theater. soooo random. 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @Levi_Leipheimer Versus is doing AWESOME! and in HD! one live showing and two or three replays throughout the day! 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: has TWO contests brewin' on "Beer O'Clock!" this Saturday. Listen @ 3 on 750AM or kxl.com for details on how to win! 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @rmckeown usually solo to NH or Moto MIT Acton 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @ceer78 sorry darling but they all become teens. maybe they will be a good teen like you LMAO.. were you a good or bad boy??? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @DuncanOldham Bro If You Do come Down I can Get a Room Here at 50% Off http://www.cornstalkhotel.com/ or you can stay at my Place 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @MrGoesHard I don't usually wake up till around 3 or 4. I'm still asleep. I'm sleep walking. Fml. I'm a zombie lol. A sleep deprived zombie 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: Should i stay or should i go?? Im procrastinating against my dream... 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @joellewoodruff Try do-it.org.uk (via your local volunteer centre) or volunteermatch.org (searchable on All For Good) 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @LauraRoulette !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! For a while. Or, well, however long it takes to make 4 pizzas! 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: @TheHZA can I tune thr guitars or carry the drums from the bus to the stage? 07/09/09 10:34pm
  • en: OracleContractors: Maybe you’re a luddite!: You’ve worked with computers all or most of your professional .. http://tinyurl.com/me6ug9 07/09/09 10:33pm
  • en: (I also have no idea where @ForeverOdd and @StormyLlewellyn are, not to mention @harrydresden or @Polka4Ever) 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @cheezep did you pass? or do I need to get my card back? hmmm. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: I have songs in my music folder that I have no clue how they got there or where I got them from x.x 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Ok I did something I mustn't do. But hey, he can't be mad at me... or maybe yes? I mean... I desperately need an opinion and he's smart ç_ç 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: #turnoff a girl who gives dry head... spit on it or something damn 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: i remember when it wasnt uncommon for artists to have 16 or 18 songs on a cd. its now considered "too long", and " a dreary, tiring lis 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: RT @r_a_i_s_a: Let's get this straight. I love woman. I love men. Not gay or straight. I just love love!!! Lls ur2much lol 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @rococochocs where do you plant the cocoa beans? Are they fussy or quite manageable, say for novice gardener ;) 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @mrserika @sushifabush @highwaistedpants ao try hae a nice natural fray...u can buy them already cut at urban outfitters or they have to be 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @kojima1 [SBM] Prowl: Prowl is a Growl client for the iPhone. Notifications from your Mac (or even Wi.. http://prowl.weks.net/ 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: can't people find happiness in the littlest things in life anymore or does it always have to be a big dramatic change? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @MAKAEL86 if your home check out MTV JAMS it is beyonce day or something. there playing non stop bey music. lol 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Trying to decide: start using Seesmic/Tweetdeck, or just give up on the whole stupid thing? Your view? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @benchontheroof naruhodo... should I... give him a shout or anything? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @PointeHiltons Pointe drink sounds good or perhaps by the pool. AZ dry heat is more bearable than ours in TX because ours is humid 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Just checked my followers out of curiosity. Are there any real humans following me? Or are they all spam porn thingies????? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: I want to see who else does some of things I do or share my thought patterns. I will post them all day and u ler me know what u think 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @Kelanib yayyy! I will probably see you this wknd or nxt week bc I'm stuck in bed since I got the wisdom teeth out :( 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @lisaj_ed What do we have to do in the 'task' bit of the History Powerpoint? Is it a small question? Or an exercise? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: OK peeps...at work. How heartwrenching is Otalia today? Won't be able to see it til about 1 am or so. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • Need music for your project?: Hello,: 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: great great my dad didnt pay the phone bill so i dont get any text or calls so if your tryn' to reach me your ganna have to call the house! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: thinking about going to Jerry Seinfeld July, 31th or wait for him to tour in South California. I would like to see Jerry & Bill Cosby once.. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Ok twiggas tell me good idea or bad cuz I'm bout 2 do this ish should I do the bad video hairstyle? Lol 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: is wondering why my 3 yr-old is still sleeping. I mean it is after 11am..not like she was out on the town or sumthin'...... 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: I have a job that's geared toward getting me a job. Fun. Or, I will have one. After the interview tomorrow. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @bigzonva What colors? I'm going to do an ocean or sky blue for mine. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @ms_tasia are you going for Frank Mir or Brock Lesnar this weekend? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @kunalnayyar at least it hasn't hurt your poet skills ! :-) get a chair man, or steal Sheldon's couch, you can have his spot! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @carolinekerrang have you tried Zyb or Ovi for phone contacts (they sync with the web so it's easy to backup and transfer via 3G) 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: RT @NiemanLab: White House to press at July 4 bash: "Blogging, Tweeting or otherwise reporting this event not permitted" http://tr.im/rB4j 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: -->RT @NAPP_News Do you Teach Photoshop or Photography? Get a FREE Instructors kit from @ScottKelby 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @jamielynn1116 is that a yes? no? Or a just plain old get a life because I've tried and it's always the same...don't know if that helps any. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: is anyone not reciving donnie's tweets on there phone or am I the only one 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Y is everyone askin me where can they get bathn suits frum lik I'm a vikki's model or sumthn! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • Fusion hoxton whores: Guru josh project-infinity otBoyfriend--alphabeat or 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @UncleMush i need the new trauma center, worth it ? ;) or better when pissed ? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Nokia 3720 classic Nokia has today officially unveiled the phone you can drop in beer or make into a jelly wow http://tinyurl.com/l6m943 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: either the celebrity or in this case @OfficialJoseph is a hypocrite or is a major spencer pratt wannabe. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: kinda funny... it was disturbing to say the least. any whooooo hows every one or hows you 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Oh dear got no broadband or phone bt fault what am i going to do! Calls diverted to mob ! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Goats certainly would be a sight to see... RT@just_gatz: Especially fainting ones! http://tr.im/rBjs - Or screaming ones! http://tr.im/rBjR 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: RT @rmogull @securosis & @threatpost will be announcing something cool later today. It doesn't involve cyberwar or dead celebs. Probably. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @ToastyVollyBall: I'm sorry they are making you do work that won't improve service or the experience... 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Going to try and get down to bluesfest this week. Either to see Luda or KISS 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: I'm such a dork!! www.dailybooth.com/janewherelse or www.blogtv.com/people/janewherelse 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Today's Special - grow your own amazing eyelashes with Latisse. $99 or $175 for 2 kits. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @Naaamon really? aiight, imma youtube or worldstarhiphop that joint. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Black or White RT @DimepieceMag: Whats your FAVORITE Michael Jackson song?????? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @spangoo virtual line or in person? if the latter, what time did you get there? thanks! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: anyone going to the 10 day tour, or going to warped before me, want to buy me a pair of those atl booty shorts? i'll pay youuu. hahaha. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @lancearmstrong just watched eurosport interview. If Conto goes tomorrow, will u go with him if you feel strong or stay with other GC guys 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @a_pao I know that you took WHMIS but I asked which one did you take, basic or comprehensive? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @Craig19802 Or I'm layin the whole store down. *sidebar* I need a FREE case 4 my blackberry 2 ( I dropped it once) pleeeeeeeease & thank u! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/9swe9 - Does this make me a bad person because I stole this from the cinema? Or an obsessed and ill person? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @DisneyLuis yea i know i hate that but you gotta try kinga da ka or w/e you spell that 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @DonnieWahlberg a tweet or DM? can i get something? a twug? show me some twitter love. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: think abt it RT @AMWF Note2HR: a line of employees outside ur office wanting 2 cry on yr shoulder makes U a therapist-not an HR Ex or Leader 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @leesimpson Try Hiscox or a specialist broker 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Missing good ol' sailing clicker (or even proper computer bluetooth support at all) stupid pre/iphone... 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @wweek ...remember 2 space B4 "http:" or your link has 2 B copied & pasted & ppl won't bother so Y tweet that way?! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @PastorMark please don't remind me of UFC 100. I can't watch it. Or at least the live version 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @amyhoy absolutely. i'd drive to dc or philly too! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Give the world an unhealthy fear of grapes... Or if that's not you're style I guess you can use it to point others towards the glory of God. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Have u been hugged or hugged some body today? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: I need a good stainless steel cleaner? Anyone have a favorite. Or even a suggestion on what is best to use? Thanks!!! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @Tidgypom I can answer that; no. There's an "audience" too, which can get prizes and doing well increases chances of being the one or mob 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: wat would you do if you had a chance to either when the love of you life or 1 million dollars which would u pick? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @DJJUS we coming to shut new york down & u BETTER show us around or else ! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @lexplex_ 6h stated in the timer or overall? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Need to book an energy assessment? Contact an NRCan certified Energy Advisor: VerdaTech: 1-866-241-6804 or AmeriSpec: 1-866-284-6010 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @nackkj nooo but i dont know grrr... because dough is spelled well dough and its a DOUGHnut so wouldnt it be doughnut??? or donut ........ 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: has accidentally started new twitter account and now can't receive text updates or text updates in. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Just had an awesome conversation with one of my best old friends! or OLD best friends! ;) diff note-ahhh wreckx-n-effect rump shaker!!!!!!! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Looking for a Java editor that does auto-complete but doesn't need 8 Gb or RAM to do its job. NetBeans and Eclipse are so slow... 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @ajkavanagh wow they look good. What are you going to do with them? Pie, crumble, or just eat as they are? Maybe they're gone already? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: and the question still remains! who would win....a Bear...or a Lion? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Today had to be a test for how I would handle my motorcycle in the event that someone slams on their brakes or an object is thrown at me. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @kristinmorris wow, no. Please tell me it's about chicks who want to date men in prison (or something along those lines). 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @MinusTheBeard Looks better with those body color sideblades, rather than the silver metal or black ones I think. The R8 V10 FSI is coming.. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Many decisions we make are a matter of life or death! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Maybe possibly heading back to the PNW for a day or two at the end of the month for work, yay!! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @PauLLdoubleE lol, naw u can't offend me I turn the emotion button off years ago.lmao me a pimp naw that's @jgo10 or GQJ, Im learin from him 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: #FQuOTD: The future in 140 chars or less - http://www.iftf.org/node/3006 #TwitterForecasting #Twitter 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: hopes one of two things happen on the 24th. A meteorite hits Fred Phelps, or he gets hit by a crazed bus driver (very likly) while in Ames. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Don't forget Po' Folks or Picadilly RT @MikeStreetShow: Uknowurfromthe804 throwback DUFFS SMORGASBORD!!! 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Can't decide what movie to see: Public Enemies or The Proposal. I might end up not seeing either one. Should just see Star Trek again. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: To tan or not to tan. That's the question. To be white in the eye of the beholder so much so that it blinds the soul or to take arms (cont… 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: #FQuOTD: The future in 140 chars or less - http://www.iftf.org/node/3006 #TwitterForecasting #Twitter 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: #umad u can neva make ur own moves..alwayz gotta depend on sum1 or a ride 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: RT @ericasylver: Edification is essential in all relationships. - How can you edify and encourage your love with their career and/or dreams? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: who would you get it sucked by? a different girl everyday or the same girl? or a guy? lol. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @SteveMoyes Or have a chat with Andrea at @CulpeperHerbs when she gets back from her hols next week. 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: @emlynley make it so, or just put it up. I did post a sweet romance called "Caressing Caitlyn" 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: #FQuOTD: The future in 140 chars or less - http://www.iftf.org/node/3006 #TwitterForecasting #Twitter 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Fake Steve Jobs takes on the Google Chrome OS: "They're aiming this OS (or as we call it, "POS") at netbooks" :D http://tinyurl.co 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: i was wonderin which is better facebook or myspace? 07/09/09 10:06pm
  • en: Heading down to @TheNag launch party this evening - anyone joining for a cocktail or three? 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: The 2 people I am following STILL don't DO or SAY anything! ok, what's the point? goodbye! 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: RT@sshailys can a painter forget what she was painting..?? or else i should put up as..can a painter forget how to paint..??? 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @deapea are they more informed now, or just more paranoid know-it-alls? 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @gerikleeman #hubspot They are very smart & the principles apply whether service or product. Worth checking out. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @iamMarkRonson do u or any othr artists/celebs u know need a personal assistant? I've got awesome references, etc. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: Hey ppls. going to papa buds funeral at 2 then oragaatang at like 6 or 6:30. 4 churchhh. ),: RIP papa bud 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @NLS_yt Or #VOTEBTS4TCA #VOTEBTS 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: Guarding a door now. I wish I had my laptop so I could write cover letters or something. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: RT @oxfordgirl: No more political parties, step up and lead the ppl Mousavi or they will take power for themselves. This country is on b ... 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: Nice website double click or drag & drop items http://de-war.de/ 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: Good morning all !! Or I mean good afternoon at least here in texas it is 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: If only all mailouts where as good as Amazon's... there's a lessen or two to learn there. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @heyfabsugar @bellasugar — Do you ladies tweet one another, or are you fighting the laziness? In my office, people IM from 3' away. Sad. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @dotbill LMFAO thats what i was saying, slap that shit out of his hand or duck. Worst pain you ever had nigg 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: Elevators stuck but I'm not in it. Whew! Looks like I dodged one... Or did I? This is like russian roulette 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @justinbieber JUSTIN JUSTIN JUSTIN!!! hey man ;) whens ur birthday??? just wondering to see if ur older or younger then me lol 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @MandyManray Wooo exciting! You're leaving tonight? Are you connecting through SF or LA? Enjoy the trip! 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @shardalatrise it happens 2 tha best of us, guess we never win when were truly in love .. Come by or w/e if u need to vent 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @LoTr1985 One or the other. I would've had the taco. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: laying in bed debating to take a nap or not 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @thepjmorton So you don't think words have the abilty to create thoughts? Or r u saying that it's up to the individual as to which thought 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: This house is so backwords son how we either got mad cold cuts and no bread or mad bread and no cold cits wtf! 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: Hey @souljaboytellem j holiday popin or floppin (Soulja Boy live > http://ustre.am/2UhS) 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @johnlegend Was it just marrying a white woman or was there something else? cause I think MJ was to blk to have his kids come out so white. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: More cam beat it lyrics "Black or white is the phantom/rock with you and I jam em/Movin sacks like santa out of gary indiana" 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: If you missed it on fb, or want to read a bit more info, progressive photos on my blog of new painting: http://homeartwork.blogspot.com/ 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: trades a full iPhone graphic pack - app icon, iTunes icon, and UI for a place to crash in sunnyvale CA (or close) for the iPhoneDevCamp 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @YourFav_Redhead oh, thought u won the lotto or somethin! 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: I offer 1 million Internets to the first person who can a) form a band named after OR b) write a story/comic after Wiki's front page entry. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @Pischina Was it you or @mygoodcents that had never seen the Godfather trilogy? 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: Do I buy tickets to Hillsong United or not? 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: RT @PaulSchwend: "Thank's to BHOmiddle class tax hikes,the question"Paper or plastic?"refers to many American's sleeping arrangements!& 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @lilduval Wait! ...is her dad gay or is she pregnant by someone gay? lol 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @nicekicks Fusions are not for sneakerheads...A sneakerhead would either wear a Jordan or an AF1 not both in the same sneaker! 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: I'm just about fed up with Myspace, been wks since mine messed up and they still haven't fixed it or even wrote me back. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: RT @LGBTCancer @neriv My best advice for any gay person diagnosed with cancer or any illness is establish Health Care Directive #lgbtcancer 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @benlocker ahoy cycling editor. four miles? I don't know whether to congratulate you or assume you are insane. Let's go with the kudos! :) 07/09/09 09:17pm
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  • en: #isItjustme or is everygirl in georgia an aspiring model, singer, or hairstylist? lol 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: And we'll probably end up not finding a parking spot or something. Or yet, not have a ride at all. I'm feeling disappointed. :/ 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: Who says you have to pay a high price for beauty? 90 Products for $ 10 or Less http://yu.nu/ec 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: is excited!!!! to be or not??!! time will tell! x 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @Sueleebaybee YAYUH...I was drunk & i didnt even see sammy or talk to u : ( 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: Better save those MS points! RT: @majornelson Blog post: Summer or Arcade kicks of July 22nd. Release dates and pricing http://tr.im/rA1c 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @exotic yeah because thats all she can do is exaggerate or make up shit. 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @sebastian_opp well come visit me even if we don't have snow here haha. :) and ok text or twitter? 07/09/09 09:17pm
  • en: @iMM0RtAlM0NR03 ayeee i need 2 make a video, lemme borrow yo camera today, and ill bring it bac wen im done, or ill just make it @ UR HOUSE 07/09/09 09:16pm
  • en: I can never spell warehouse correctly to save my life. It's either wharehouse or wherehouse. Dang, it's tough. 07/09/09 09:16pm
  • en: goood mornin or good afternoon lol wich eva works 07/09/09 09:16pm
  • en: @slopfunkdust I mean, I'm not hating or whatevs. But I'm not and never have been into their music. So I want you to come with a banger, lol. 07/09/09 09:16pm
  • en: Now 2 him who is able 2 do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine, according 2 his power at work within us... Ephesians 3:20-21 07/09/09 09:16pm
  • en: RT @justmikeyhrc: @DisFanReview I personally think either a plaque, statue, or naming of the station would be cool. .... I agree Mikey 07/09/09 09:16pm
  • en: @FlyAArmy I will be when I get the keys at or near 1700 and get the first boxes in there. Gonna be weird. 07/09/09 09:16pm
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